He's Down 13 Since Alaska

My husband has lost 13 pounds since we returned from vacation at the beginning of July.

I have not.

My husband just ate ice cream with caramel sauce for his after dinner snack.

I had red grapes.

My husband goes on one bike ride a week, pedaling for 6-8 miles.

I am not going to rehash my workout schedule, but suffice it to say it's a bit more than 6-8 miles per week.

Nice to be a man, isn't it?