Sunday, March 27, 2011

I Found Cookies in the Pantry Today

I went digging in the pantry today, looking for some crackers. There, under bags of Baked Cheetos and Baked Scoops, a partial bag of sliced almonds and next to cans of black beans and chipotle, I found a Ziplock bag of football shaped Oreos.

They were leftover from the Rose Bowl party.

In January.

Do you get what I'm saying? Cookies. In my house. That haven't been eaten. Since January.

This is a bizarre, new world.

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