Charge It?

This pretending-to-be-lavish casino hotel has a fitness center. But they charge you $20/day to use it. (Gives those old people on oxygen smoking cigarettes and drinking shots of whiskey an excuse not to work out, I guess.)

I like to work out. But I'm not paying $20 for the privilege. And this neighborhood is not conducive to outdoor activity. Looks like it's going to be planks, squats, sit ups and such tonight in my room.

Or, I could just lift 12-oz. at a time with the left arm and pull the one-armed bandit with the right ...