My mom told me I now dress like a slut.
Well, she didn't use the word slut. But she suggested that it was too cold for me NOT to wear turtlenecks. I explained that Stacey and Clinton (TLC's What Not To Wear) say that those with short necks like me should always wear a V-neck or scoop neck. Apparently, to my mother, wearing a V-neck or a scoop neck makes you a slut.
If you've got one on, don't let her see it. Or, cover up before you visit.
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