Checking Out Strange Women

I have a new habit. And it's kind of inappropriate.

I find myself constantly checking out strange women.

I'm still trying to figure out what I look like and what size I am. So I'm always sizing up the woman in front of me on the jetway. And the woman examining the grapes in the produce aisle. And the woman on the elevator. And the woman bending over the baby stroller.

I'm sort of obsessed.

And hoping I don't get busted as I stare at some woman's butt for much too long.