10. Eat out. A lot.
9. Eat chips. A lot.
8. Drink adult beverages every day. Or every other day.
7. Walk slowly because walking fast is too hard.
6. Buy bigger clothes because the old ones are too small.
5. Overindulge occassionally, but then never under-indulge to make up for it.
4. Sample ALL of the desserts.
3. Keep candy (or whatever your weakness) within easy reach at all times.
2. Skip a workout.
1. Tell yourself how fat you are and keep repeating it over and over in your brain.
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Oh, and BTW, I did every one of these things this past week. The list was easy to create!
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