"He asked me a bunch of questions and then asked me to take off my pants and lay on the table."
Insert your own joke here.
- Sounds like a great first date!
- If I had a nickel for every time an appointment started like that!
- Great ice-breaking small talk in a room full of strangers.
And Cupcake Queen would remind former copywriter me that, "Chickens LAY eggs. People LIE on the bed/floor/exam table."
But she's no fun.
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